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Nigerian Scientists to embark on Brain transplant for Hono Stupidus


For those who have relations, friends and associates already infected, kindly segregate yourself from them until after 2015 election. A word is enough for real men.

Scientists are recently looking for ways to achieve brain transplant to help people with defective thinking. We will be inserting Baboon's brains in the skull of those men whose genes have mutated into Homo Stupidus. Experiments showed that Baboon's brain is a bit better and more stable than theirs.

It is estimated that a great percentage of people suffering from tribal sentiment often think irrationally no matter the level of their academic qualification. Also, poverty is now manifesting in another form as more and more people found ways to tackle their lack of money. Recently, there is a sharp increase in poverty of the ideas and moral poverty and this is becoming an epidemic as more and more people transform to Homo Stupidus after fraternising with politicians and practising survival politics. Of significant note is the fact that this sickness is now inducing new form of Mouth cancer where the victims rarely show sign of physical tumour but manifest their sickness by spewing rubbish and talking like kids.

Dr Najim of the newly constructed Homo Stupidus Brain Transplant Centre, Aso Rock, noted that aside from drinking Ogogoro, collecting brown envelope, and hugging afflicted politicians (or their representives) from one's tribe, the other cause of the illness which is yet to be given proper scientific name is reading too much rubbish from social networks, and developing (ir)rational fear of Southern/Northern domination, there is a proven fact that the victims of this disease often have latent psycholomentalmagnetic kleptomania which is induced by an unspecified dying personal business(es), unstable home, megalomania, and of course a result of their transformation to Homo Stupidus.

We are working all round the clock to develop a vaccine for this illness before it spread further. For now, we urge you to read press releases from Presidents of militants and tribal councils with care, and if possible, avoid them altogether as they carry electromagnetic waves which is capable of damaging your brain and upset you if you are not immediately mutated by them

For those who have relations, friends and associates already infected, kindly segregate yourself from them until after 2015 election. A word is enough for real men.

More details will be published in the forthcoming Journal of African Behavioural Science Centre soonest.

Thank you!


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