For those who have relations, friends and associates already infected, kindly segregate yourself from them until after 2015 election. A word is enough for real men.
Scientists are recently looking for ways to
achieve brain transplant to help people with defective thinking. We will be
inserting Baboon's brains in the skull of those men whose genes have mutated
into Homo Stupidus. Experiments showed that Baboon's brain is a bit better and
more stable than theirs.
It is estimated that a great percentage of
people suffering from tribal sentiment often think irrationally no matter the
level of their academic qualification. Also, poverty is now manifesting in
another form as more and more people found ways to tackle their lack of money.
Recently, there is a sharp increase in poverty of the ideas and moral poverty
and this is becoming an epidemic as more and more people transform to Homo
Stupidus after fraternising with politicians and practising survival politics.
Of significant note is the fact that this sickness is now inducing new form of
Mouth cancer where the victims rarely show sign of physical tumour but manifest
their sickness by spewing rubbish and talking like kids.
Dr Najim of the newly constructed Homo
Stupidus Brain Transplant Centre, Aso Rock, noted that aside from drinking
Ogogoro, collecting brown envelope, and hugging afflicted politicians (or their
representives) from one's tribe, the other cause of the illness which is yet to
be given proper scientific name is reading too much rubbish from social
networks, and developing (ir)rational fear of Southern/Northern domination, there is a proven
fact that the victims of this disease often have latent psycholomentalmagnetic
kleptomania which is induced by an unspecified dying personal business(es),
unstable home, megalomania, and of course a result of their transformation to
Homo Stupidus.
We are working all round the clock to
develop a vaccine for this illness before it spread further. For now, we urge
you to read press releases from Presidents of militants and tribal councils
with care, and if possible, avoid them altogether as they carry electromagnetic
waves which is capable of damaging your brain and upset you if you are not
immediately mutated by them
For those who have relations, friends and
associates already infected, kindly segregate yourself from them until after
2015 election. A word is enough for real men.
More details will be published in the
forthcoming Journal of African Behavioural Science Centre soonest.
Thank you!
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